Four Final Questions for Florence  

1. How are your people so thin? You don’t have gyms, locals don’t go on runs, and your citizens drink at every meal… plus breakfast is dessert and everyone eats late.

2. Do you have accountants? I don’t understand how businesses are run here at all, they look like Mom and Pop shops with seemingly no good records–writing sales down on a sheet of paper is far behind a cash register or iPad. 

3. How do your people live here during tourist season? It’s hot as hell, there are no immediate beaches, and the tourists infiltrate every nook and cranny of the city. 

4. Have your residents always been this unfriendly and/or creepy? No one wants poor customer service or to be followed home from school. Harassment ain’t cool. 

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